Howie the Cat

10:00 a.m. July 23, 2007
I am writing this from behind the piano. I cannot leave this area, because I saw a mouse go under the piano three hours ago. It has not come out, but it will. And when it does, I will kill it.
When I first saw the mouse it was very early morning. [...]

9:00 p.m., Sunday, June 17, 2007 
I am glancing around my kingdom. It is small and poorly lit, but I have no need of lights to see. From my perch atop the piano, I am like the Lion King. I prefer to stand on the table, but only when my owner can see. It causes [...]