Howie the Cat

I wasn’t feeling well this morning. While on my regular patrol of my kingdom, I felt a hitch in my throat. My servants were dallying before leaving for work and took no notice that I was feeling woozy. As my throat closed in against a small log of hair, I slunk into their bedroom. I [...]

It’s very nearly my birthday.   
My she-servant thinks so, anyway. The truth is, the she-servant doesn’t know when I was born because she couldn’t be bothered to learn the date. She chooses to observe my birthday on October 31 because of my “devilish nature.” Servant comments hold no value to me, so I couldn’t care [...]