Howie the Cat

Sunday, December 2, 2007
 I looked down. Water. I looked up. Servants. Both of them. To the left and to the right, there was no help. I was being held over an ocean of disgusting clear water and the smell of a fresh bath filled the air.  My feet sank into the water as I pondered [...]

I happen to be 4 years old now.  That’s 28 in dog years.  With my added wisdom, I would like to impart the following lessons:
- Nails can be sharpened more effectively on furniture than anything else.
- When grooming, taking regular drinks of water helps prevent hairballs. Therefore don’t do it; a wealth of hairballs is [...]