Howie the Cat

The continuing adventures of Howie, the overly fuzzy mastermind
5 p.m., Friday, June 27, 2008
Something wonderful happened this afternoon.
At precisely 3 o’clock, the he-servant answered a knock at the door. There stood a pair of senior servants, whom the he-servant calls “parents.” Wearing grey hair and pastel clothing, the parents slowly entered my kingdom.
I instantly preferred [...]

7 p.m. Sunday, June 1, 2008
Ahh, the end of another weekend. The servants are preparing to head back to work and get out of my hair. Peace and quiet is just around the corner. I will not miss them. To compensate for their rampant overeating, they are on diets and are perpetually miserable. They mourn [...]