Howie the Cat

8:59 p.m. Saturday, September 20, 2008
It’s pretty dark out right now. The sun is long gone and the last of the evening light is leaving the sky. I feel the darkness growing in my heart, too. I am about to be very bad; I need to be.
The he-servant is away tonight, so my options for vandalism [...]

4:15 p.m. Friday, August 29, 2008
I want a canoe. Imagine me perched on the bow of the canoe, head high, hair flowing, and my orange life vest glowing in the sun. Being very familiar with my handsome looks, I don’t have to imagine this. Give me the canoe and the life vest and your imagination [...]