How the She-Servant is Ruining My Life »
By Howie on Sep 29, 2009 in Mischief | Comments Off
9:05 a.m. Tuesday, September 22
It’s terrible: The she-servant has been brushing my hair almost daily. I hate this on multiple levels.
First, she is wrecking it. I carefully style my hair so it will stick out in clumps that I find pleasing. When she brushes my hair, it looks smooth and very “pretty”. I am so [...]