Howie the Cat

4:15 p.m. Friday, August 29, 2008
I want a canoe. Imagine me perched on the bow of the canoe, head high, hair flowing, and my orange life vest glowing in the sun. Being very familiar with my handsome looks, I don’t have to imagine this. Give me the canoe and the life vest and your imagination [...]

7 p.m. Sunday, June 1, 2008
Ahh, the end of another weekend. The servants are preparing to head back to work and get out of my hair. Peace and quiet is just around the corner. I will not miss them. To compensate for their rampant overeating, they are on diets and are perpetually miserable. They mourn [...]