Howie the Cat

I’ve requested a change in seasons. Gazing out the window at consistently blue sky and green grass was getting very boring for me. Plus, What Cat? keeps sitting in the sunniest spots of my kingdom, and she hisses at me when I try to lay there. That is really annoying, so I’m cancelling the sun. [...]

Just overheard the servants talking about What Cat?’s anniversary plans. Sounds like the party is tomorrow night. I wonder if they’ll be inviting any neighbor cats over.  Hmm. Grooming now.