Howie the Cat

The he-servant just took out the vacuum.
I hate the vacuum.
It is such a violent machine, sucking up and murdering all that gets in its way. At the first sight of the vacuum, I arch my back and stick my hairs straight out. This makes me look very intimidating. I shoot a dark glare toward the [...]

Must wake the servants (they’re napping)… my water goblet needs attention. First, it is not full. There is at least one centimeter of water missing. Second, there is A Hair in it. Not one of my hairs – it is clearly a servant hair. Revolting! I must have fresh water immediately! Who can live like [...]