Howie the Cat

Boy, do I look handsome. I spent two hours grooming last night and slept very carefully to preserve my hairstyle. Since you can’t see me, I’ll describe: I look like a dream. Each hair was meticulously washed and placed to look effortless. Trust me, there was a lot of effort involved. Please don’t pet me [...]

9:05 a.m. Tuesday, September 22
It’s terrible: The she-servant has been brushing my hair almost daily. I hate this on multiple levels.
First, she is wrecking it. I carefully style my hair so it will stick out in clumps that I find pleasing. When she brushes my hair, it looks smooth and very “pretty”. I am so [...]