Howie the Cat

I happen to be 4 years old now.  That’s 28 in dog years.  With my added wisdom, I would like to impart the following lessons:
- Nails can be sharpened more effectively on furniture than anything else.
- When grooming, taking regular drinks of water helps prevent hairballs. Therefore don’t do it; a wealth of hairballs is [...]

I wasn’t feeling well this morning. While on my regular patrol of my kingdom, I felt a hitch in my throat. My servants were dallying before leaving for work and took no notice that I was feeling woozy. As my throat closed in against a small log of hair, I slunk into their bedroom. I [...]